Cavallii is a intermidiate/advanced roleplay. If your not sure create a cherrie and
we'll politely let you know what you need to work on if anything. Practice makes perfect though!
The lands are quiet, too quiet. A new king is in power and is reign is prosperous...for him. Those
who are not royal suffer under harsh laws. Many females are slaves of his barons but, his reign is
on shaking ground...there is poison in the water...how long will his reign last?
Cavalli is a pg-13 role-play please be mature though.
Afterword - a fantasy wolf rpg « Result #1 on Jun 17, 2009, 10:19am »
Afterword And I wonder if everything could ever feel this real forever,
Welcome to Afterword, a fantasy wild wolf rpg set in the land Andion. Five species rule this land; species of wolves so unique and different they can almost not be called wolves. Species with magic flowing through their blood, magic that shows itself in supernatural powers and features. But strong rivalries have grown stronger, and the walls that separate the species have only grown harder as time has passed in Andion. Some wolves retain neutral relations, but for others, the mere sight of an outsider will set their blood to boil. Peace has a shaky hold on the land. Everything is set, and the next years will decide whether Andion is ripped apart in war or united in harmony.
Re: Sacred Heart Hospital [new site] « Result #4 on Apr 27, 2009, 7:59pm »
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An Urgent Standby Passenger « Result #5 on Mar 12, 2009, 11:44pm »
While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment , his press secretary, Jenny Varela, was being told at the ticket counter that she had no ticket.
After insisting she had to make the flight because she was with a U. S. governor, an American embassy aide intervened. Varela got a standby ticket and boarded just before take-off.
Regaining her composure, Varela went to the front of the plane to tell Smith of her adventure. He was not there. She later found out that the governor was told that he had been bumped by an urgent standby passenger.It was Varela.
Innocent Knitting « Result #6 on Mar 12, 2009, 11:44pm »
A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked. The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes Officer?"
"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.
"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading this magazine."
Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"
The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."
"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.
"I'm nineteen," he replied.
"And how old is she?" asked the officer.
The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be sixteen."
Enlarging The Breast « Result #7 on Mar 12, 2009, 11:44pm »
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how she looks. One day, fresh out of the shower, she is yet again in front of the mirror, now complaining that her breasts are too small.
The husband comes up with a suggestion. ＾If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper, and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds.￣
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper, and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. ＾How long will this take?￣ she asks.
＾They¨ll grow larger over a period of years,￣ he replies.
The wife stops. ＾Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts grow over the years?￣
The husband shrugs. ＾Why not, it worked for your ass, didn't it?￣
Violin Lessons « Result #8 on Mar 12, 2009, 11:43pm »
"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always asking for things and her father was not very pleased.
"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you wanted to learn horse riding, then dancing, then swimming. Now it's the violin.
"I'll play every day ,Daddy." Sarah said. "I'll try very hard.
"All right," her father said. "This is what I'll do. I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks. At the end of six weeks you must play something for me. If you play well, you can have more lessons. If you play badly, I will stop the lessons."
"0. K. Daddy," Sarah said. "That is fair.
He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons. The teacher was very expensive, but her father kept his promise.
The six weeks passed quickly. The time came for Sarah to play for her father.
She went to the living room and said, "I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.
"Fine, Sarah," her father said. "Begin.
She began to play. She played very badly. She made a terrible noise.
Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.
When Sarah finished, her father said, "Well done, Sarah. You can have more lessons."
Sarah ran happily out of the room. Her father's friend turned to him. "You've spent a lot of money, but she still plays very badly. he said.
"Well, that's true," her father said. "But since she started learning the violin I've been able to buy five apartments in this build very cheaply. In another six weeks I'll own the whole building!"
Three young women are at a thingytail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other.
The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the French Riviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor.
The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride.
Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect thingy."
After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the French Riviera, it's to my parents house for two weeks."
The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes, he bought me a Plymouth."
"Well," the third one says, "I also have a confession to make, canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!"
Angels Watching Over Me « Result #10 on Mar 12, 2009, 11:43pm »
All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me. Sun is a-setting in the west, Angels watching over me,my Lord. Sleep my child,take your rest, Angels watching over me. All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me. All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me. Sun is a-setting in the west, Angels watching over me,my Lord. Sleep my child,take your rest, Angels watching over me. All night,all day, Angels watching over me,my Lord. All night,all day, Angels watching over me.
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